Hi! All,

Slacker
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Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much
money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make
$400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that friggin slacker did
here?"

From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... "QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI" (when all else fails, play dead).
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox