From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Shopping For Goods
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got
a private home instead.

"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner.

"But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man,

"but it's as close as I want to get."
 


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