From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          High Military Rank
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When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act
tough.
"That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends
said.
So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered all
around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his
mouth.
"Show me a sergeant and I'll show you a dope," Reggie shouted.

No sooner had he spoken than a brawny, battle-hardened figure
appeared.
"I am a sergeant!" he bellowed.

"I am a dope," whispered Reggie.
 


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