On Tue Jun-12-2012 14:54, mark lewis (1:3634/12) wrote to Roger Nelson:

 GB> The puppy just grinned and continued to pee on the carpet (as it
 GB> were).  Now I just bring out the LART.  It's not nice, but dammit
 GB> it certainly is effective! 

 RN> Some lurkers and posters won't know what "LART" is.  It appears to
 RN> be a USENET acronym.

 ml> actually, it is a network admin acronym... definitely something
 ml> that every BoFH should have in their arsenal ;)

And all I have is a Colt .45 and a Glock .45 (I like to stick with the same caliber).

 ml>  Luser Attitude Refinement Tool
 ml>  Large Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
 ml>  
 ml> they are also known as a Clue by Four in some circles :)

 ml> here's a cat'o'nine tails LART
 ml>   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LART.png

 ml> ( for the sight limited among us, it is a cat'o'nine whip made
 ml> with, get this, CAT5 cable with the modular ends on the whipping
 ml> end :lol: ) 

OW!

 ml> i keep a thermo-nuclear LART around for those extra special lusers
 ml> i deal with from time to time ;)

Arrgh!  (-:


Regards,

Roger 
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