Hi! All,

Plumber's call
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A woman calls in a plumber when her washing machine breaks down. The
plumber arrives, studies the machine, then produces a hammer and gives it a
hefty whack.

The washing machine starts working again and the plumber presents a bill for $200.

'Two hundred bucks!' says the woman. 'All you did was hit it with the hammer!'

So the plumber gives her an itemised bill: 'Hitting washing machine with a
hammer - $5. Knowing where to hit it - $195.'

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... If it ain't broke, let me try to fix it...
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox