GB> The puppy just grinned and continued to pee on the carpet (as it
 GB> were).  Now I just bring out the LART.  It's not nice, but dammit
 GB> it certainly is effective! 

 RN> Some lurkers and posters won't know what "LART" is.  It appears to
 RN> be a USENET acronym.

actually, it is a network admin acronym... definitely something that every
BoFH should have in their arsenal ;)

 Luser Attitude Refinement Tool
 Large Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
 
they are also known as a Clue by Four in some circles :)

here's a cat'o'nine tails LART
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LART.png

( for the sight limited among us, it is a cat'o'nine whip made with, get
this, CAT5 cable with the modular ends on the whipping end :lol: )

i keep a thermo-nuclear LART around for those extra special lusers i deal
with from time to time ;)

)\/(ark