From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                May I Borrow Your Dog For A Few Days?
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"Who is the funeral for?" asked the passerby.

"It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral
procession.

Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman
here killed her."

"Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the passerby.

"But... Ummmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or
two?"

The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and
answered,

"Get in line."
 


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