Hi! All,

More Golfing
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Bill and Ralph were approaching the first tee. Ralph goes into his golf bag
to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this
ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't lose
it."

Bill replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?" Ralph
replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the
woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces
bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you
to find it."

Obviously, Bill doesn't believe him, but Ralph shows him all the
possibilities until he is convinced. Bill says, "Wow! That's
incredible! Where did you get that ball!"

Ralph replies, "I found it."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Deja Booboo: The feeling you've screwed this up before.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox