-=> Quoting Janada Oakley to Tom Enright <=-
 TE> 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed
 TE> later how to use it.
 JO> My grandmother saved it. My mother saved it. I *used* to save it, but
 JO> since neither one of them ever really explained just why I was saving
 JO> it, I gave it up. Yikes! I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me!
Well, Robert the Elder let the cat out of the bag.  It's an
inexpensive replacement for those exotic body oils.
You know, that's an interesting idea for a new GIF.  You can
carry a boar-spear and wear an outfit made out of strips of fried
bacon.  Now *that's* finger-licking good.  
T.E. - San Diego Ilks (Sgt. at Arms)
... Honest Councellor Troi, I was just looking at your combadge!!
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