On the 11/20/96  09:16, Rachel waffled to Dieter..

 Hello Rachel,
 
 RLA> Just found these ...

 Where ? Under a rock ??


 RLA> This Aussie guy is walking down a New Zealand road when he spots a
 RLA> Kiwi farmer screwing the life out of a sheep in adjoining paddock. 

 RLA> "Oi, mate!" The Aussie shouts out, "Shouldn't you
be shearing that
 RLA> sheep?!" 
 RLA> To which the Kiwi replies, "Piss orf, git ya own!"


 Aww, old !!
            

 RLA> LOST:
 RLA> A Pet Sheep
 RLA> ----

 RLA> Mainly white.
 RLA> Only distinguishing mark a dag on the right shank.
 RLA> Last seen wearing black suspenders and a rose behind the right
 RLA> horn.
 RLA> Answers to the name of "Coochie Pie"

 RLA> If found, Please call the New Zealand National Party

 I've been over here too long - I'm sure there is some political
 innuendo there that I've missed. The Nats in NZ are completely
 different to the Nats here - more like the Liberal party.

 Dieter
 

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