From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          I Am Going To Shop
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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
 


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