From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                                 Lion
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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.  He went out
and cornered a small monkey and roared, "who is mightiest of all
jungle animals"? The trembling monkey says, "you are, mighty lion"!

Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "who is
the mightiest of all jungle animals"?  The terrified wildebeest
stammers, "oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
jungle"!

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "who is
the mightiest of all jungle animals"?  Fast as lightning the elephant
snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a
dozen times, leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a
safari wagon.  The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked
like a corn tortilla and then ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered
after the elephant, "geez, just because you don't know the answer, you
don't have to get so pissed off"!





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