>>  PH> Right, and you were there to participate in the debate
about whether
 >>  PH> Real Men  eat quiche.
 >>
 >> That debate never took place. It's an malignant roumor spread by the
 >> feminists. We were actually discussing if a coconut contains coconut-oil or
 >> whiskey. Where I am you actually get dizzy drinking it. But the monkeys
 >> that collects them from
 >> the trees manage to stay sober. Don't ask me why though.

 PH> Oh it certainly took place. Unfortunately it was before your time. I
 PH> recall when you first barged in here, Bjorn. You have picked up
"The Art"
 PH> well since that day. Too bad you were not in MC&D in 1986 when the quiche
 PH> controversy threatened to boil over into a serious FidoNet issue. I think
 PH> you would have had alot to add....mainly in favor of the French.

It seems that you forgot your helmet last time you picked coconuts and one
fell on your head and clouded your memory. It never took place, trust me on
this. If it had I would remember it because I fell and lost the contents in my glas
in that vase standing beside the chairwoman.


 >>  PH> I think you know where Stubby hid his home brewed Drivel
and have been
 >>  PH> partaking of it...liberally. Ok, tell me where you are
hiding it. This
 >>  PH> stuff is ...uhm...apparantly...err...much too potent for
you to have
 >>  PH> access to. Yeah, thats it. Access....I mean no
access....for you, that
 >>  PH> is.
 >>
 >> How dare you deny me access to it? If you follow it through I will set the
 >> SPAC (tm) (Strategic Pidgeon Air Command) in Red Allert and their laser
 >> pointer is aimed at your .


 PH> How did control of SPAC pass from Russ Edwards to you?  For that matter,
 PH> when did the Danes know anything about air command? I think you are
 PH> bluffing. (Drink another round.)

Russ had nothing to do with it in the first place, and not even in the second.
Once again you just have to trust me on this. *I* trained the Pidgeons and it
seems as I have to do it again. And leave the Danes out of it. To fill up
Denmark it will only take me 12.75 min. so they will never understand from
where it came. They might think that Carlsberg and Tuborg had a blow-out
in their fermentation tanks and start drinking it.

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