NS> I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told
 NS> me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't
 NS> have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

To barge into this Fine Echo (tm) withtout a Bargelicence (tm) is a risky thing
to do. We eat newbeans in pair so go stand in the same line as that Flipside
guy and wait for Da Head Cheeze to call your name.
And after you have given 12.75 Fidobucks to the Nurse (tm) you get a form to
fill out and then you might, I say might, get your decoder-ring and a phunny
hat.
Then you have to write an essay over your life for the Nurse (tm) to file so
we can laugh behind your back next time we sit around the camp-fire reading
it.
I hope that didn't help you too much.

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