G'day Paul,

 PE> Don't tell me you actually married the bugger?

 What and become a bigamist?

 PE> We also don't need Australians who are so pompous
 PE> they refuse to accept that the common usage of "baud" is
"bps".

 If that's the best you can do for a welcoming insult, Paul it's time
 to take up knitting.  No, crotchet, so you won't hurt yourself with
 the needles.

 PE>  expect strangers to say about the awful smelly thing that came out
 PE> of places we'd rather not talk about, well we would, but not when
 PE> awful smelly things just came out of them, and that presumably
 PE> immigrants who are coming here so that they can hop straight on
 PE> the dole and not bother to learn a word of English think that
 PE> taxpayers should say, immediately after thanking them for
 PE> coming here to do us a favour, because we sure as hell couldn't do
 PE> without them before, so we can't do without them now - chinky
 PE> chink chinks should go back to chinky chink chinkland chop chop>

 Heehee...  I thought the Full Frontal description was pretty funny
 actually.

 PE> BFN.  Paul "official welcoming committee of the 2000 olympics"
 PE> Edwards.

 As a practice run, I'd give this a "C".   I know you can do better.

 PE> P.S. To anyone who read that previous mail of mine, it was Pauline
 PE> Hanson, not Kathryn Hanson.  Kathryn Hanson was a girl I knew at

 Having kept up with Aust news via the Sydney Morning Herald (Online),
 I knew this, but gave you the benefit of the doubt and reckoned you
 had Yank parents or somethink.

 PE> uni who's pants I failed to get into.  Hmmmm.  Remarkably similar
 PE> to all the other girls I knew at uni.  Hmmmm.

 Oh look, it's a pidgeon!  It's a Uni student!  It's a pot plant!  No,
 wait... it's far too borish to be any of these.  Must be Paul Edwards.

 PE> P.P.S. I preferred "Gaylene the Moron" or "Gaylene
the Yank" or
 PE> whatever you used to call yourself.

And I preferred you in your reincarnation in life as a pigeon.  Pity
someone had far better aim than you do, though.

Cheers,
Gaelyne

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