>>  PH> (Scratches , thinks a moment, belches, then
confidently comes
 >>  PH> to a conclusion).
 >>
 >>  PH> Huh?
 >>
 >> To understand this you have to use your Decoder-ring (tm) and read between
 >> the lines.
 >> You will need 1.275 V to kick it going. Then fill up the tank with 12.75 l
 >> (or 127.5 Gallon) of Standard Kerosine (tm). Should it stall, there is a
 >> crank under
 >> the spare enginge in the trunk that you can use if you find the hole where
 >> it should be inserted.
 >> Don't do the same misstake Pedro did though. He had the Decoder-ring arond
 >> his neck when he applied 1.275 V to it. He is now living in Canucistan and
 >> Murrica.


 PH> Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool then. I think I saw the
 PH> Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.

If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing the catapult. It might
blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's loaded with. In
case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to clean yourself in one of the
barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire and scrub your eyes
carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the label and pray that you
choosed the right one.

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