>  PC> Who's Phil....
 > 
 >  DHC> He's "fill" now... or is it? No, wait; that's the
/other/ Phil.
 > 
 > Phil who? where? what? which other? or that Phil...hi Phil...are you Phil?
 > yes you there!!! R U Phil?
 
(And I thought -I- was confused.)

Poor, poor man...please come this way. The nurses at Flipside Medical
Industries will take good care of you. Yes, that's right...I AM Dr. Phil. No,
not THAT Dr. Phil...I'm the, err, he's the fake you see.

So, please answer a few simple questions so we can get a clear idea of what's
ailing you. Do you suffer from  allergies? OK. Does the smell of drivel
cause you instant intoxication? I see. Are you revolted at the taste of fresh
road-kill Chili? Mhmm. Have you been vaccinated against the Glodbreg
virus? Oh really? Do dwarf-tossing contests bring on an urge to call your
local PETA chapter? Ah, ok I think we can make a clear diagnosis now.

You obviously are suffering from a case of cranio-rectal inversion. Its not a
bad case...its not impacted yet, but we do need to operate very soon.
NURSE!!!! My forceps please...


> 
 >  DHC> He's a wise old driveller whose jackboots you are not worthy to lick.
 >  DHC> And he may literally be "fill" now, as well...
 > 
 > Phil of the fill.....I need someone like Phil the fill in my domain.
 > Then I could fire WBR from a few postions.
 >  
 

WBRs have not been cleared by the FDA as safe for sexual activity. It seems
that this Chinese knockoff product has a tendency to ship with weak spots that
will rip at your first sight of any wimmin's bedoobies. I would discourage you
from spending your greenbacks on WBRs. Instead, please sned your $127.50 to my
net address and I will ensure you a years supply of a quality product that is
entirely safe yet pleasurable. (Nurse, do you still have that length of garden
hose and some clippers??)


Flip.
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