>>   >> Who's Phil .... who cares.   I need tribute.   A Timmies
 >>  >> Cheese Crostiant or however it is spelled, and some
coke for the pinga,
 >> or
 >>  >> better still coca leaves from Peru
 >>  >> banned here will be ok too.
 >>
 >>
 >>  PH> The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
 >>  PH> have been dispatched to your location bearing your
"Tribute". Said
 >>  PH> tribute consists of the following:
 >>
 >>  PH>    One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
 >>  PH> Clue
 >>
 >>  PH>    Various implements for the proper insertion fo said
Clue
 >>
 >>
 >>  PH> As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
 >>  PH> will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your
tribute. Don't
 >>  PH> let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes
concern you any.
 >>  PH> They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after
 >>  PH> all...its just part of their nature.
 >>
 >> Voi, voi voi....as they say in Finland. I thought this was a Family Echo
 >> (tm).


 PH> It is a BBC broadcast.

So what? They sned all over the world, even in Finland and that have now
caused an international incident saying: This is really stupid, we ordered
some ice in the wiskey and not for hell to freeze over an here we are sitting
with the icebreakers running all over the Baltic Sea searching for something
to do and blaim the Russkies for starting the next snow-ball war.

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