Hi! All,

Carpet issues
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped
out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of
the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the
entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded
to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said,
handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the
hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find my gerbil."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... you think you HaVe pRoBleMs| muRPHy LiveS WiTH Me|
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