>> Hallo Philip!

 PH> Howdy....uhm, has that been....nevermind, if it hasn't, I shall do it now.
 PH> (clears throat)

 PH> Howdy 



 >>  PH> Bjorn! You old mischief-maker. You are a bad, bad man. 3 cheers for
 >>  PH> Bjorn! And a round of Drivel on me!
 >>
 >> Drivel.... hmmh? ...Drivel?
 >>
 >> Where can i get these new sort of beer? Or isn't it new?


 PH> Oh its hardly new. Lou Dripkin first turned tap on it in the mid-80's.
 PH> Twas the reason we had an early invasion by the 9 breasted wimmin from
 PH> Neptune. Man was that a mess to get rid of them.

You're wrong (as usual). It was Stubby. When he mixed it up the Real Stuff with
Canadian bourbon. Then he carbonated it and sold it under the name Budweiser.
After one can of the stuff he *thought* he was on Neptune and did some
miscalculation. He held up both of his hands against the sun and counted
backwards from 20 and got 9. But you can hardly blaim him for that.
And it was no mess at all to get rid of 'em. It involved a pint of Kerosine (tm),
a rag and an Aardwark (tm). It only took a few minutes.

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