>  >>  PH> Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has
 > accidentally
 >  >>  PH> found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on
some 
 > and
 >  >>  PH> shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to
MC once again.
 >  >>
 >  >>  PH> (looks about cautiously)
 >  >>
 >  >>  PH> There's still no puftas about are there? I know the
military is
 > about
 >  >>  PH> to loosen THEIR regulations.
 >  >>
 >  >>
 >  >>  PH> Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than
 > dwarves
 >  >>  PH> to give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk
 > robes.
 >  >>  PH> They are just a disguise...its ME!!
 >  >>
 >  >> Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't
 > forget
 >  >> to remove that Richard Nixon mask.
 >  >>
 > 
 > 
 >  PH> Oh, my head!...what was I saying before I passed out? uhh...oh
 >  PH> yeah...I know better than to stand in line for check ups, annual or
 >  PH> otherwise. Who do you think established Flipside Medical Industries?
 > 
 > Lou Dripkin.

No, he just bought the rights from me...something about wanting to clone
sheep. 

 > 
 >  PH> But you can have the Nixon mask. It was getting kinda creepy wearing
 >  PH> it inside out like that. I could almost imagine tricky Dick was
 >  PH> staring at me.
 > 
 > The one you should be afraid of is Guido, the Russian tank driver. Or is
 > that Nuinzo?

I would think that allowing the flatulator brothers access to a tank would
be...well...shall we say inadvisable at best.


Flip.
--- SBBSecho 2.12-Linux
http.telnet.nntp (1:250/501)