From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Placing Your Order
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting
to place our order. There was a big sign posted.

"No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,

"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating
 


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