Bill, at 14:57 on Mar 02 1996, you wrote ...

DD>> The keyboard (or my typing skills) are NOT ratified in any 
DD>> manner.

BG>> In your case, ITU stands for Illiterate Typists Union.

DD>> Yep.  I do the "before" bit in the College's Before and 
DD>> After Typing Course Advertisement.

BG> I don't believe you.  The "before" bit is FAR too legible to 
BG> be yours.

After doing the ad for a while, my typing has improved . . .
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See this old gray haired bastard - he couldn't type for shit.

After only 9 weeks of Special High Intensity Training at Lorraine Martin
Commercial College he can type accurately at 120wpm 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

Not only can he type at 120wpm, he has turned into this beautiful blonde
chick with big norks thus guaranteeing a place in the workforce.

Rush in now and sign up . . . . . . 
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David
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