From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                           Motherly Advice
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 There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His
mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get
fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of
bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says,

"Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
 


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