What kind of christmas would it be without blasts from the past? Here's a few
long lost golden gems I thought would be worth digging out of the  pile
behind the frig...

From: REINHARDT MUELLER 
To: ALL 
Date: 2004-11-24 01:04:00 
Subject: Thanksgiving funnies 1/3 



Time for this to make the yearly rounds again!
Enjoy!


Holiday Love Story

He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then ...........
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......he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish you Merry Christmas!!!

What were you thinking???  Shame on you!!!!!


            THANKSGIVING

          by Jack Prelutsky

  The turkey shot out of the oven
  and rocketed into the air
  it knocked every plate off the table
  and partly demolished a chair
  it ricocheted into a corner
  and burst with a deafening boom
  then splattered all over the kitchen
  completely obscuring the room
  it stuck to the walls and the windows
  it totally coated the floor
  there was turkey attached to the ceiling
  where there'd never been turkey before
  it blanketed every appliance
  it smeared every saucer and bowl
  there wasn't a way I could stop it
  that turkey was out of control
  I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure
  and thought with chagrin as I mopped
  that I'd never again stuff a turkey
  with popcorn that hadn't been popped.


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