From: Stephen
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Hi All,
    
                     Requesting A Three Day Pass
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a
3-day pass.

The CO says "Are you crazy? You've just joined the Israeli army, and you
already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that
recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so
impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I
approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the
Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier,"Do you want to
get a three-day pass? H said yes, So we exchanged tanks!"
 


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