Hi! Stephen,

In a message to All you wrote:

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Mmm... duplicates.  They're everywhere!  That's what my usual source is
coming up with these days as well.  Those and two-liners from the same
authors that produce Xmas bon-bon funnies.  Hah-hah.

Anyway, here's one that I know I've seen before but cannot find where.  Enjoy...


Flowers
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the
owner read the card... "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,
the florist replied, "sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake but rather
than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral
taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying...
'Congratulations on your new location!'".

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... I Worship Her Shadow ... long may she reign!
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox