From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                       Looking Into Their Eyes
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says,

"Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been
drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says,

"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been
eating doughnuts?"
 


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