>> I just came back from the redundant department of redundancy and they told
 >> me that I did not qualify for my babble license. Something about I didn't
 >> have enough drivel, can someone help me out here?

 PH> The bar's untended....just help yourself. I'm sure Michael Grant will be
 PH> along shortly to twist your arm over buying a decoder ring, phunny hat, or
 PH> some other such trite paraphanalia. When you see him, tell him I still
 PH> have his Cindy Lauper umbrella I borrowed....somewhere. I promise to
 PH> return it, but hope hw won;t notice the  stains.

May I suggest that you really do that annual chech-up. Cindy Lauper is
off-topick. Not enough . Not even with the help from an umbrella.
 stains or no  stains, doesn't matter.
And you should also get your Clues (tm) strait and know better than calling
that substitute for whiskey by his name. He is refered to as Da Head (Soft)
Chezze (tm) and nothing else.
I'm sure he's out checking this years crop of stone and will be back when
the ice have melted.

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