From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Had Any Accidents?
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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance
agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."

"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you
consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
 


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