Re: Re: Babble License
  By: Philip Harris to Nicholas Sharp on Tue Dec 14 2010 07:23 pm

 > Ah, glad to see that Flipside Industries Entertainment division is still
 > marketing the Giraffe Bungy. That was always one of our more popular product
 > A 12' giraffe, a 12.75' bungy cord, and an extra long ladder. I know, I
 > know...we had some tough economic times when our marketing department was
 > tempted to cut costs by eliminating the giraffe and just relying on the
 > ladder, but that would damage the image of a tried and true form of
 > entertainment so we have held the line. Tennis would not be tennis without t
 > balls, bicycling would not be bicycling without the wheels, and of course wh
 > would dwarf tossing be without the dwarf. No, I could never countenance a
 > giraffeless Giraffe Bungy jump.
 > 
 > Now, you owe me 127.5 Hershey Bars for the priviledge of your own personal G
 > kit.
 > 
 > 
 > Flip.

127.5 Hershey Bars? Well I just can't afford that. How about 12.75 snickers?
Its supposed to be healthier for you, I promise. Just don't mind all the funky
smell. Its a new flavor, crapolate. ITS GOOD!!!

Douche
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