PH> Alright, drum role everyone. Philip Harris, aka Flip, has accidentally
 PH> found (stumbled, more accurately...well, slipped on some  and
 PH> shimmied...well, you get the drift) his way back to MC once again.

 PH> (looks about cautiously)

 PH> There's still no puftas about are there? I know the military is about to
 PH> loosen THEIR regulations.


 PH> Any old timers still here? ANYONE? Surely there are more than dwarves to
 PH> give a guy a home coming welcome. Just overlook these monk robes. They are
 PH> just a disguise...its ME!!

Yeah, sure. Go stand in the line for the annual check-up and don't forget to
remove that Richard Nixon mask.

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