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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-11-09 14:59:00
subject: Healthy

Hi! All,

Healthy
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At the urging of his doctor, an elderly man moved to the deepest
countryside. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older
man. "Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied. "When I first arrived here I
couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the
strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said the newcomer. "How long have you
been here?"

"I was born here."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... An armed populace is the greatest insurance against tyrany.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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