From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                        He'S Drunk At The Bar
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of
the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before
he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys
for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and
drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The
police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street,
the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the
breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.  The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that
could be. The driver replied,

"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
 


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