David, at 08:03 on Mar 03 1996, you wrote to Bill Grimsley...

DD> Yep.  I do the "before" bit in the College's Before and
After Typing Course 
DD> Advertisement.

BG> I don't believe you.  The "before" bit is FAR too legible
to be yours.

DD> After doing the ad for a while, my typing has improved . . .
DD> -------------------------------------------------------------

Is that right?  I hadn't really noticed.

DD> See this old gray haired bastard - he couldn't type for shit.

DD> After only 9 weeks of Special High Intensity Training at Lorraine Martin 
DD> Commercial College he can type accurately at 120wpm 

DD> BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

DD> Not only can he type at 120wpm, he has turned into this beautiful blonde 
DD> chick with big norks thus guaranteeing a place in the workforce.

DD> Rush in now and sign up . . . . . . 
DD> -----------------------------------------------------------------------

Given the above, I think I'd sooner sign up my father-in-law...

Regards, Bill

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