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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-04-01 18:21:00
subject: The sin of lying

Hi! All,

The sin of lying
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister
asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will
now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... It beeped and said "Countdown initiated".  Is that bad?
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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