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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-02-24 17:34:00
subject: Cold complaint

Hi! All,

Cold
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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable
cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot
bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in
the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get
pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Here I am!  Now what were your other two wishes?
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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