A Bah Humbug Christmas

        T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was 
        He cussed out the elves and threw down his list,

        Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
        I have good mind to scrap the whole works

        I've busted my  for danb near a year
        Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what is it I hear?

        The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
        The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight

        Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
        Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS

        And just when I thought that things would get better
        Those  from IRS sent me a letter

        They say I owe taxes - if that ain't danb funny
        Who the  ever sent Santa Claus money?

        And the kids these days - they all are the pits
        They want the impossible ...Those mean little 

        I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
        Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

        I made tons of yo yo's - No requests for them
        They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!

        And if you think that's bad...then just picture this
        Try holding those brats...with their pants full of 

        They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
        And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird

        Flying through the air...Dodging the trees
        Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

        I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
        I'll sit on my fat  and draw unemployment

        There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
        I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

--- GoldED/W32 3.0.1