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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-04-15 20:11:00
subject: Blond & the sheep herder

Hi! All,

Blond & the sheep herder
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There was a blond who was tired of all the blond jokes going around and
decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and
came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep
one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts
out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to
pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what colour your hair really is,
can I have my dog back?"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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