From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                       Blonde'S Alligator Shoes
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A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.After
unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said,

"Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair
of shoes at a reasonable price."

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist
deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed
it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of
the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde
flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration,

"Darn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
 


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