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echo: oz_humour
to: All
from: ezycom{at}amnet.net.au
date: 2014-06-08 16:30:00
subject: Don`T Take Any Chances

From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                        Don'T Take Any Chances
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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's
death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He
replies,

"Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
 


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