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from: ezycom{at}amnet.net.au
date: 2014-03-18 16:30:00
subject: Damaging Food

From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                            Damaging Food
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one
thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone
here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first
row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said,

"Wedding cake."
 


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