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echo: locsysop
to: Paul Edwards
from: Robert Jones
date: 1996-03-05 15:19:12
subject: It`s a JOKE!

On (02 Mar 96) Paul Edwards wrote to Robert Jones...



BG> How long is a piece of string... ?



RJ> Twice the distance from the middle to one end!

RJ> Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster!



 PE> The egg came first.  Whatever you define a chicken to be, it was

 PE> created as a genetic mutation of its parents.  BFN.  Paul.



Regardless of any mutation taking part in any generation, there must be 

at least two parents (disregarding cloning). If one of those parents is a

hen and the other is a rooster then the rooster must COME first, otherwise

the egg will be non-fertilised and remain only suitable for breakfast.8}

TTFN. Robert.



...  I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.



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