Hi! All,

Doomed groom
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest
day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the
groom wearing black?"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Computers keep me off the streets, out of bars & brothels.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox