Bill, at 18:04 on Mar 03 1996, you wrote ...

DD>> Yep.  I do the "before" bit in the College's Before and 
DD>> After Typing Course Advertisement.

BG>> I don't believe you.  The "before" bit is FAR too legible 
BG>> to be yours.

DD>> After doing the ad for a while, my typing has improved . . 
DD>> -----------------------------------------------------------

BG> Is that right?  I hadn't really noticed.

DD>> See this old gray haired bastard - he couldn't type for 
DD>> shit.

DD>> After only 9 weeks of Special High Intensity Training at 
DD>> Lorraine Martin Commercial College he can type accurately 
DD>> at 120wpm 

DD>> BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

DD>> Not only can he type at 120wpm, he has turned into this 
DD>> beautiful blonde chick with big norks thus guaranteeing a 
DD>> place in the workforce.

DD>> Rush in now and sign up . . . . . . 
DD>> -----------------------------------------------------------

BG> Given the above, I think I'd sooner sign up my 
BG> father-in-law...

Oh, how would he look with big norks?

David
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