From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Accidental Bonding
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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl
out of the wreckage, the woman says,

"Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from
Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each
other."


The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle
of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink
this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks,

"Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
 


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