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date: 2013-11-23 16:30:02
subject: One Fast Chicken

From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                           One Fast Chicken
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A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running
along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with
him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 MPH and the
chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 MPH and the chicken
passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he
followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of
his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the
farmer "What's up with these chickens?"

The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three
legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."

The man asked him how they tasted.

The farmer said "Don't know, we haven't caught one yet!!!"
 


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