Hi! All,

Six months to live
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical
exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only
have six months to live".

The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do"?

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant".

"Will that make me live longer?", asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer".

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Monty Python's The Life of Brian: Makes Ben-Hur look like an epic.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox