Check democrat underground for Otto's edited version of this:

A note to you DUmpster divers:  1) Best just to call of this lies - or post
a picture of a naked fat "Freeper" in front of a computer - and move on as
you are not intellectually equipped to discuss any of this. 2) The coward
who brings you these pieces each week is Otto "Archae" Sauer, who twice
voted for Ronald Reagan (or so he says).  During the 2000 campaign, Otto
told stunned democrats "Bush is the only one who makes sense."  3) For a
comedy break, one of you divers should ask Otto about riding up to the
president on his bicycle and giving him a piece of his mind.

Here goes:

1. Obama told us during his forgetable inauguration speech that Americans
chose hope over fear.  Less than three weeks later, he tells us that if his
earmark-laden stimulus bill is not passed, the economy will devolve from
"crisis to catastrophe."  What's a little fear mongering when you need to
get some legislation passed, eh, Barak?  Yes we can!

2.  Obama nominates a porn lawyer as deputy attorney general, which harkens
Carville's "cigarette law-yuh" line during the Ken Starr days.  These are
the people we have been waiting for!

3.  The University of Chicago hospital that employed Michelle Obama to the
tune of $330,000 a year said that it will not replace her.  An individual
who makes that much is usually valuable to a company.  What value did
Michelle bring?  Could it be that her sole value to the company was
influence peddling while her husband was a senator?  Nah, man, these are the
Barak Goddam Obamas!  They are lightworkers above the petty greed tempting
us riff raff.

4.  For some reason, Herbie Hancock and Quincy Jones believe that the US
needs a culture czar; in fact, Hancock has volunteered his services in that
capacity.  The idea of a culture ministry dates to the Kennedy years, but
JFK understood that art, like religion, thrives best when the government
stays out of it.  Can you imagine what Woody Guthrie, Miles Davis or Johnny
Cash would think of this fascistic idea? Yes you can!

5.  Rahm Emmanuel was supposed to be this political wiz kid, a straight
talker with "sharp elbows" who engineered the democrat congressional
ascendancy.  Now that he is Barak's chief of staff (a job tax cheat Tom
Daschle wanted, by the way), we have discovered that Emmanuel is an
incompetent little shitstain who allows his boss to be embarrassed in front
of the world.  It is Emmanuel's job to sift corruption out of cabinet
nominees, a job at which he has failed spectacularly.  Barak stumbled out of
the starting blocks and has yet to pick himself up.  Blame for his
monumentally embarrassing first two weeks lies squarely at the feet of ole
Rahm.

6.  The Elegant Lightworker - none other than the Messiah himself - took to
the talking head shows this week and in a display of rhetorical brilliance
and poetic oratory tells the world, "I screwed up."  Yes we did!

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