Hi! All,

Leprechaun
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The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited
the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate
man who was participating in a club competition.

"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt
with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."

"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased
with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.

When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members,
the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said
the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is
it?"

"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox